Bob Walker's Official New Orleans Area Wedding Guide

A "Normal" New Orleans Reception? - NOT!

Nobody will ever accuse New Orleans of being a "normal" city!

Where else do otherwise sensible people run around shouting "who dat?" for five months (hopefully, six) out of the year?

Where else do six-year-olds do line dances right along side of their parents, and do them just as well?

Where else does the entire city shut down on a business day once a year to throw a party?

Where else are sidewalks known as "banquettes" and street medians are referred to as "neutral grounds"?

Where else do shoppers "make groceries"?

Where else do crowds of people dance in a line toting umbrellas and waving handkerchiefs?

Nowhere but in New Orleans!


So, in a city with such a "unique" way of doing things, why should anything be normal at all times, including weddings? Just look at what took place during some recent weddings right here in the New Orleans area:

At one wedding reception the four-tiered wedding cake collapsed just as the Bride and Groom approached the cake table.

The wedding in New Orleans East, in which there were 24 BRIDESMAIDS (and of course, 24 GROOMSMEN !). The limousine service and the tuxedo rental company must have "been in their glory".

The Bride and Groom who were surrounded by all the "tuxedos" at the reception when the time came for the Groom to remove the Bride's garter, and he lifted the Bride's dress to mid-thigh, and removed the garter with his teeth! The crowd loved it.

The four-hour reception where, as unbelievable as it seems, the photographer was still taking the preliminary photographs as the four hours came to an end. The last song of the reception turned out to be the Bride and Groom's dance. The cake had to be cut after the reception had ended. The Bride's mother was furious!

The wedding where the Groom was missing at ceremony time and he was found drunk and passed out cold in the dressing room.

The reception during which the Bride, grinning from ear to ear, sat down and broke a major rule of etiquette by sitting down and opening her presents in front of her guests, looking like a kid under the tree on Christmas morning. Tacky, tacky!

In light of the time in the not-too-distant past where the Bride and Groom were anxious to be the first ones to leave the reception, there was the one that was held in a community facility where the low rental rate called for clean-up afterwards by those who had rented the room. The reception was over and all the guests had gone. And there they were . . . the Bride in her gown (with a cigarette dangling from her mouth), and the Groom in his tux, along with their parents (and their kids!), pushing brooms and mops and cleaning up the hall! Everyone left before they did!

The afternoon reception where the hours were locked in as contracted at the hall. The Bride and Groom arrived twenty minutes late, and assumed that they still had a full three-hour reception coming to them. At the end of the scheduled three hours, the hall shut down the music, due to an evening event at that hall which had to be prepared for. A big argument erupted between the guests and the hall staff, and it ended with (believe it or not) the Groom and the Best Man being arrested and hauled off to jail in a police car!

He's a great guy and he was looking forward to a "normal" wedding day. But, during the week before his wedding, his car got stolen.....his mother and the Bride's father got into a furious fight.....he lost his job.....and he had to pay the $300. balance to the reception hall with a sack full of coins! No wonder in his wedding pictures he has a "Why me?" grimace on his face.

This one's terrible...but true. Grandpa waited through the entire reception for his chance to dance to "I Just Called To Say I Love You." The DJ finally played it, and midway during the dance, Grandpa dropped dead on the dance floor!

And, one of my all-time favorites...the Groom was in the Marines and it was a formal military wedding. Upon exiting the church following the ceremony, the Bride and Groom strolled under the military archway of raised swords. As the couple passed the end of the column, the last man whacked the Bride on her butt with his sword and said "Welcome to the Marines, ma'am!"

Yes, these things really did happen right here in the New Orleans area. But, not to worry. Your reception will more than likely be "normal". The hall, the flowers, and the food and drinks will probably be perfect.


Now comes the entertainment, which can turn a reception into a party (Grandpa notwithstanding):

Do you want your guests to show they are having a good time by dancing themselves silly? Here are some tips...

Ask the staff to dim the reception hall's lights as early as possible. For the most part people just do not dance much in well-lit rooms. If your reception is held in the afternoon be aware that the dancing usually doesn't begin as quickly as it does at a nighttime reception. People aren't as motivated to dance during the day, especially if sunlight is pouring through the windows. Your chances are better to get the party going more quickly if the windows have the curtains closed.

If your reception is going to be "dry," don't expect a lot of dancing.

If your crowd just doesn't want to dance, no amount of persuasion or "cheerleading" will make them dance. All your band or DJ can do is try to play the music that will make your crowd "comfortable. "

If nothing else gets your crowd started, a "line dance" or two will usually get them on the floor. Heaven knows everyone today seems to love the "Freeze" and "Strokin' ". Once the ice is broken your DJ or band can usually keep them there with the right music.

If the party is going to continue someplace else after the reception, have the band or DJ announce it before the last song.


Some other random thoughts:

Has the "Receiving Line" tradition just about vanished from New Orleans area weddings? It's definitely not done as often as it used to be, and that's a shame, because the receiving line is an efficient way for the Bride and Groom to greet everyone, instead of chasing their guests around the room - or being chased by guests who just want to say hello to you on your wedding day and tell you how beautiful you look. And, YES, the Bride and Groom MUST make it a point to greet and thank ALL of their guests. Not only have they come to celebrate this happy occasion with you, but they have given you gifts, and, believe me, they're all EXPECTING recognition....

Be aware of the policy of your reception hall concerning late arrival. Some allow for a reasonable late arrival without "starting the clock" until the Bride and Groom actually arrive. With others, if you book the hall for certain hours, those are the hours you get, regardless of when you arrive. Knowing the policy of your hall will assure you of a smooth, happy ending to your reception.

Planning on inviting people with infants and small children to your wedding? Every video photographer can tell you a horror story of a beautiful wedding he has photographed in which a baby in the church screamed and cried through the entire video! You might also want to keep in mind that at receptions, small children often run around and yell in groups, generally "whooping it up" and having all the fun they usually do at the playground, while annoying the majority of guests.

Think twice about saving money by getting a friend with a camera to take your pictures. This is your wedding day, and you will never again have the chance to capture these memories. For your own sake, NEVER trim a professional photographer from your wedding budget. All the "I'm sorry's" in the world won't bring back good pictures of your wedding.

Now, the rest is up to you. Best wishes for a "normal" wedding day. However, as I have shown you, unexpected things do happen. But most "glitches", no matter how unwelcome they are when they happen on YOUR wedding day, really just turn out to be things you can look back on and laugh about (hopefully). Who knows? Next time I write a story like this, maybe I'll be able to include something funny and unexpected that happened to you.

Like when the Best Man squirted shaving cream on the passenger's seat of your getaway car and you didn't notice it until you sat down.....


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